vazquez

the name of puerto rican gods

you wanna know why jose is so hott??!

cuz his last name is vazquez

by elohvee August 26, 2008

vazquezing

The act of knocking down the oppenent's receivers in a game of Nfl Blitz before the receiver has made contact with the ball (blatant pass interference if it were real football).

-"Dude I didn't even throw the ball yet, quit vazquezing me."
-"I'll vazquez your shit all day long motherfucker."

by DavefromDecent10 October 19, 2009

Vazquez

Angry Puerto Rican parts manager that drinks heavily on Saturdays.

Sean is such a Vazquez

by nickisabitch123 January 5, 2018

Golden Vazquez

The act of peeing on someone with a large head

Boy I really Golden Vazquez'd that chick with freakin' large head

by Golden Vazquez Luva July 6, 2011

Jovan Vazquez

A friendly, sociable, easy-going guy, who is sometimes manic, always fun and usually of Puerto Rican descent. Friends love him; Geico fears him. Hobbies include food-photography, moonlighting as a midget pole dancer that vaguely resembles Rod Stewart and compulsively playing with light switches.

The show was profoundly amazing and emotionally powerful; much like Jovan Vazquez's dance performance, to "Tiny Dancer."

by Iamafisherman January 14, 2011

Gionex Vazquez

A term used to define illegal Mexicans. Often used for ones associated with Mexican cartels.

Dude have you seen that short fuck in first period?
Who?
The Gionex Vazquez

by Crinjay7676 November 23, 2021

Lucas Vazquez

The absolute goat no one comes close
He’s 18 years old and plays for Real Madrid
Has a big ass forehead

Person 1: Who’s starting today for Real Madrid
Person 2: Lucas Vazquez, Zidane loves him

by VazquezForehead August 10, 2019